Contact Us

You can place an order with Customer Services or have any questions answered by calling 0845 1300 818.

Offices Opening Hours

Monday to Friday (Excl Bank Holidays): 9am and 5pm | Saturday & Sunday: Closed

Christmas Season Opening Hours

Monday 22nd December 9am to 5pm
Tuesday 23rd December 9am to 5pm
Wednesday 24th December 9am to 1pm - last customer collect 12.30pm
Thursday 25th December Closed
Friday 26th December Closed
Saturday 27th December Closed
Sunday 28th December Closed
Monday 29th December 9am to 5pm
Tuesday 30th December 9am to 5pm
Wednesday 31st December 9am to 1pm - last customer collect 12.30pm
Thursday 1st January Closed
Friday 2nd January Closed


Postal address

If you ever need to communicate by post, our postal address is:

Jokers' Masquerade
Abscissa.Com Limited
Union House
Kennet Side
RG14 5PX

How to find us

Important Note:
We are not a High Street shop and although personal callers are welcome for pre-purchased order collection, we are unable to accommodate product viewings or make sales transactions at the door under any circumstances. All public visits are via appointment only.

We are located to the east of Newbury town centre within the Hambridge Road and Bone Lane industrial areas near Newbury racecourse.

  • Location Map
  • Grid ref: SU483672
  • X: 448300m Y: 167200m
  • Lat: 51:24:08N (51.4022) Lon: 1:18:25W (-1.3069)
  • Nearest Railway: Newbury Racecourse Railway Station (0.2 miles)
  • Nearest Motorway Junction: M4 Junction 13 (3.4 miles)

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