Well Hung Highlander Costume (ref: 74034)

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Includes hat with hair and beard, top, sash, kilt, sporran, socks and endowment.

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  1. Info

    Product Information

    Its one of the questions most asked to a man wearing the traditional Scottish kilt...whats under the kilt?? Well if you are asked that question whilst wearing this costume we are pretty sure the contents will create an hilarious shock and awe response.

    Includes: Hat with hair and beard, top, sash, kilt, sporran, socks & endowment.

    This Scottish Man costume consists of a long white top with turned-up sleeves and attached tartan sash.

    The full kilt in red tartan has a thick fully elasticated waist. Worn alongside the kilt is a soft suede sporran perfect for holding your phone, keys and money. The sporran is attached around the waist with Velcro.

    Worn underneath the kilt is a pair of elasticated pants with impressive attached endowment.

    Completing this scottish highlander costume is a matching tam 'o' shanter hat with attached ginger hair and beard and a pair of calf length white socks with attached red pom poms.

    A complete costume from top to toe and everything else in between.

    This is a Smiffys Fancy Dress Costumes product
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  2. Sizing

    Sizes for this costume are:

    • Medium:
      • Chest: 38" - 40"
      • Waist: 32" - 34"
    • Large:
      • Chest: 42" - 44"
      • Waist: 36" - 38"
  3. Reviews (7)

    Customer Reviews (7)

    Average score 4.4 out of 5
    • A well hung but not so firm highlander

      September 5, 2015, by Graeme S - Dorset, UK - United Kingdom

      Although the size of the Scotsmans gillybough is rather overwhelming I was rather underwhelmed with the durability. After just a few glorious swings of my gentleman's sausage it had become detached from the crotch and was flying across the room like Apollo 11. Luckily I knew my wife was skilled with a needle so I ran downstairs exclaiming "Sharon!! My willy has fallen off!!!" Due to her fine needle skills the Scotsman's manhood was restored and it was free to swing.

    • Highlander Costume

      April 22, 2015, by Patricia S - Edinburgh, UK - United Kingdom

      I bought this for my son and he is delighted with it. Really quick delivery and would recommend.

    • See you jimmy

      March 13, 2014, by Jay L - Essex, UK - United Kingdom

      Not bad cheaply made but priced accordingly !!

    • Well hung highlander

      February 26, 2014, by Gary D - Lancashire, UK - United Kingdom

      Excellent outfit which everyone loved, Excellent delivery too

    • Very good value for money

      January 4, 2014, by Adrian E - Bristol, UK - United Kingdom

      Thanks very much your costume was delivered very quick and was very good value for money and created quite a few laughs, I will certainly recomend you company

    • Amusing

      November 26, 2013, by Charlotte A - Oxfordshire, UK - United Kingdom

      It was as good as it said.. and it arrived in time for my party. Everyone thought it was very amusing!

    • Well Hung Highlander Costume

      August 21, 2013, by Robbie C

      I wore this on my mate's stag night and it went down really well! I got loads of laughs and the sporran came in handy for carrying my wallet. Well worth the money!

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  6. Specs


    • Material: 100% Polyester
    • Packaging: Resealable PVC Bag & Header Card
    • Product Suitability: Adult Specific Item - All Ages Over 15 Years
    • Washing Instructions: Dry Clean Only