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Our Ninja Absorber Sanitary Towel Costume with Tampon Nunchucks is a hilarious outfit that's not for the faint hearted! The sanitary towel bodysuit comes complete with a head tie and blood soaked tampon nunchucks so that you can show off your martial arts prowess!
The Ninja Absorber Costume includes a white sanitary towel shaped bodysuit with blood printed on the front and a hole for your head to fit through.
Also included is a black head tie that fits around the sanitary towel and blood stained tampon nunchucks.
Sizes for this costume are:
Perfect for our rather disgusting stag
I went to Butlins in Minehead a couple of weekends back for Halloween and what a scummy weekend it was. This sanitary pad was perfect for such a bloody fantastic weekend. I felt like a world wide celebrity with the amount of pictures I had surprisingly with hot girls but one of the best parts was when I bumped into my other mate on the dance floor from Swansea who was dressed as a Golliwog. The amount of people laughing at us was astonishing but some old 50 year old lady came up to us and shouted we are the 2 most inappropriate pair of people in the whole of Butlins which I thought was hilarious. When I left one of the clubs in Butlins one bouncer decided to be a total steroid idiot and would not let me into another night club in Butlins (Jumping jacks). Shouting at his face that he was a joke was very amusing seeing as I was dressed as a used sanitary pad with ninja nun chucks. I was very confused at the fact that Osama Bin Laden and a Golliwog and a giant penis were dancing in the background in jumping jacks and asked the bouncer why were they aloud in when I wasn't. His reply was that I was "Offensive" WTF!!!??? Be careful with some clubs as they can turn you away for being "Offensive" even though I said I was classed as an luxury item now by the government. All in all a very good costume and 100% recommend it.
Had the party on there knees with laughter and amazement. Really made a big impact. Very warm costume, be advised to wear just shorts underneath. Great costume.
Dressing up as a used maxi pad wasn't exactly what I wanted to do when I grew up, but as a youngster I always wanted to shock and amuse my mates and this definitely worked. Bit of a squeeze to get in to (although I'm no Mick Jagger) and if you need to get anything out of your pockets or simply use the toilet, you have the displeasure of hitching up the bottom like granny trying to free up some valuable leg room to do do the 'can can' at your uncle's 50th. That aside, was a hell of a conversation starter and definitely worth the hassle. I have had 4 other people request to borrow the costume since I used it and had sooo many people ask for a photo with me. If you want a totally unique get up that screams 'I don't care if I look rediculous...I'm doing this for a laugh', I recommend this costume to all, although I wouldn't wear it to a wedding or a feminist march. Thanks JM...excellent service and fast dispatch. Big Love x
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The model is 6'0".