The animal world is vast and diverse, including creatures that are anywhere on the spectrum from hands-down adorable to freakish and alluringly terrifying. So, why is it that all we ever see on the Internet are cats!? Okay, perhaps that’s a little bit of an exaggeration. We see dorky dogs and portly pigs and even the occasional bear or fox that comes to investigate some toys left outside on the porch. Just think of how many animals are out there that aren’t being given their time in the sun!
It is because they’re not seen as cute, of course… like the poor cow. It hangs out in the fields, chewing on its cud. It’s colorization is unique and pretty to look at, but we only think of fire trucks or a hundred similarly colored pups running around when we think of white and black spots! Big and bulky with those odd horns and grumpy looking face… Nobody makes adorable Internet videos about them, but we think that is entirely unfair. They’re… uh… majestic? And they provide delicious and nutritious milk! Could you even enjoy cookies without the cow!?
… Okay, we probably would enjoy milk-less cookies and majestic might be going too far, but you can give the cow an adorable makeover with this Child’s Bull costume. The spotted jumpsuit is easily worn with a zip-up back and includes a plush tail to ensure those bugs won’t be pestering you and the pullover headpiece gives you the horns and ears that will have you mooing. Soft pink udders complete the look at the jumpsuit’s midsection and stretchy booties cover your own shoes to give a hoof-like appearance. Pair your cow-kid with the Child’s Bull costume to complete the barnyard and really earn your kiddos their cookies.
