Kid's Space Robot Plush Costume Hat Accessory
| Size | Measurement | Standard | Metric |
|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | One Size | One size fits most | One size fits most |
| Standard | Neck Opening | 25" | 64cm |
| Standard | Hat Height | 15" | 38cm |
- 100% polyester metallic silver hat with red accents
- Three probes, two on the side and one on top
- A large hole is cut out for the face
- Hidden pocket inside with hook and loop fastener
- One size fits most
- Exclusively made by us
It is the year 2017 -- the distant future. Robot men have taken over the world. It was easy for them after they discovered the humans’ only weakness: being shot by giant lasers. Once humankind was taken care of, they could finally go about establishing a robot utopia. Free microchips at every participating robot grocery store. Hot and cold running oil in every robot apartment building. And all of the trees are replaced with robo-recharging stations. Truly a paradise. What a time to not be alive.
If you are a human but deep in your chest beats the cold, unfeeling heart of a robot, then you too may join the robots in their awesome new mechanical world. You will blend in perfectly with our Robot Hat, a shiny helmet with sweet antennae for receiving important robot signals. And remember: no one can hurt your feeling ever again if you don’t have feelings. Beep.
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