Vampire Cape

The sun sets and the darkness begins to creep across the world. It's time for the vampires to rule the land as they leave from their dark hiding places and skulk out into the night to hunt for prey. You crawl out of your coffin or crypt and begin to prowl out of the castle in search of some fresh blood only to realize that a new fashion has taken the night dwelling community by storm. Just look at all those fantastic long black capes with scarlet interiors! You just feel absolutely naked without one! You make your way back to your lair with a heavy heart and settle for some leftover blood from last meal while you watch old classic vampire movies(they just don't make them like they used to). You hop on the internet and there you find it.

It's the most glorious cape you've seen. Long, black, and it's even got the collar. It's an absolute classic like you haven't seen in 200 years(and you don't look a day older). With this black and red satin cape you'll be the envy of the vampire community. You'll get invited to the VIP lounge at the BLOOD lounge and always be the talk of the town and this time it won't just be because the villagers are terrified of you! Grab one today! You're burning daylight!